wishingskiesofblue:

someone should just come to my house and kiss me

Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
Me: I lost a follower

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tyleroakley:

gagod:

Lady Gaga - Bloody Mary (Reversed)

My body can’t handle this.

(Source: blondetwink, via lavendary)

me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

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mystic-sybil:

hemoluminescent:

copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong…